I mean what I say and say what I mean, to most it's highly offensive while to others it's just radical thinking. Got a problem with that? Go fuck yourself.

Still here? You've been warned.

For more in depth information about yours truly, pick a number and I'll attend you whenever I can.

For now sit down, relax, chill the fuck out and enjoy the show.



Cowabunga Pizza Party by 100% Soft / Tumblr

6.5” X 19” giclee print, S/N edition of 20.

Part of the "Turtles In Time" art show, opening Friday, October 3rd, 2014, at Bottleneck Gallery / Facebook.

All artwork will be online from 12pm EST Saturday, October 4th, HERE.

Created and submitted by: 100% Soft

Crush On You - Lil’ Kim’s Looks

I would’ve wrecked that bitch back in the day, when she looked bangable.